Whatever happened to ... looking in the mirror before you leave the house. a-if you're shirt does not cover your gut it should be bigger, and b-tights are not pants
So what if I ...think that chocolate is/should be a daily staple of everyone's diet. I would seriously go all Ike on you if I didn't have my daily fix.
E! needs a reality show about ...Honestly I have no idea...maybe crazy runners because I think there is enough reality shows out there, and I love them all!!
My go-to fast food meal is ...Sorry I don't eat fast food. But when I did it was quarter pounder meal with a large fry and large dr pepper....oh man now I'm craving it.
You might not know that I ... hate to organize things but love to be organized.
The hottest quarterback in the NFL is ... ummmmm...what's a quarterback. Totally just kidding. I'm not a huge football person but I will watch the game and I have to be loyal to my home team....GO PACK!
Aaron Rogers.
If I could ... Be a self made billionare, so I wouldn't have to work for money but instead could do what I want with my time. Damn it...can someone buy me a ticket!
My personality is awesome because ... I'm not afraid to laugh at myself or my quirks. I'm the biggest dork and I don't care. I'm not a stylish fashion diva, or a perfect DIY'er, but I'm me and I live life to the fullest....
Twerking is ...awesome because finally there's a name for my go-to dance move. Seriously if you're hating it's because you don't got the moves...
I think it's super gross when ...sneeze on their hands and then go to shake yours....really sorry about I don't want your mucus on my hands.
Someone needs to tell Miley Cyrus ...that she needs a new PR team and a personal trainer. Girl if you're going to show your ass you need to do some squats!!!! Tone that shit up.
See even Lady Gaga knows you gotta drop it like a squat!!
Until next time friends....I'm painting away and trying to run. I'll update you later in the week.
Peace out!
Lady Gaga was on point for sure!! Crystal Michelle - CrystalMichellesMess.com
ReplyDeleteQueso Queso Queso. My second love. You are speaking to my heart right now!
ReplyDeleteSo we share a love of McDonald's! And now I want queso. Crap!
ReplyDeleteQueso and Aaron Rodgers. Yes. This is why we are friends.
ReplyDeleteLiterally yesterday my kids and I passed a fluffy fella in a shirt that fit him 60 pounds ago and my 7 year old asked me if that guy knew his stomach was sticking out. Then my 9 year old chimed in to suggest he give that shirt to Goodwill because it didn't look good.
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